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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

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My Audi crackles a bit on the overrun, it doesn’t need fake pops and bangs when you drive it properly as it has that V8 signature tune that can’t be replicated by Tomo & Shaz in their A3 Tdi smoke machine.

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Neither sound like a 3.5 V6 though do they 😎😎
 
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Mine being used as intended at Santa Pod.

Before I sold it to a German chap called Wolfgang Bono (seriously), who travelled over from Germany with a stack of Euros (despite agreeing a price in pounds) and was nonplussed that I wouldn’t take them in payment.

Cost him about a grand in exchange rates changing it over to sterling which he thought I should have borne the cost of. What a numpty.
 
For me on a car I’ve owned…… the best sound was a 2001 Impreza STI7. ( bugeye) the sound from the boxer engine with its uneven headers was unmistakable - along with the obligatory Forge dump valve - 😳completely Chav now but back in 2001 I thought I was the full cheese.
 
I love the sound of my rg 250 just idling
 
I have to ask!...
Family from Rhosneigr - been going to RAF Valley since I was a child, not a proper plane spotter , just in awe of Jets flying fast just above my head.

We stay here 10 mins away - try to use the cottage 3 - 4 times a year.

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If you google the Mach loop that is an eye opener … and Sphincter

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Lots of American visitors just lately…

IMHO There is no better adrenaline rush than a Typhoon running a fly by on full chat - just above your head, you can feel the heat from the engines and they all smell like ice cream vans, I’ve no idea why.

Took my lad when he was younger and the Delica got us to places most other spotters couldn’t go, got us into trouble as well, MPs with guns -

They used to practice for Air displays on the weeks running up to the event - the Health and safety book seemed to be thrown out the window. Rules that applied to the actual display were definitely broken- so we would not bother with the display and just watch the practices.

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It’s only a small island so you are never far away from the sea ….🤪
 
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Fast forward the talky bits

I've watched the Mach Loop on Youtube vids, great stuff.

Also remember seeing that 'island' somewhere before, maybe you posted about it on forum before but I think I've also seen that on a TV program?

Where is the island? Looks ideal for taking the boat... Kate don't read this lol
 
How can they name roads like this, yet the DVLA can’t sell a registration with similar names?

Sluts Hole Lane, Norfolk


Butthole Lane, Leicestershire


Bell End, Rowley Regis


Twatt, Orkney


The Knob, Northamptonshire


Minge Lane, Worcestershire


Sandy Balls, New Forest


Cock-A-Dibby, Berkshire


Slag Lane, Merseyside


Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire


Cocks, Cornwall


Back Passage, City of London


Shitterton, Dorset


Titty Hill, West Sussex


Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire


Happy Bottom, Dorset


Cock Hill Lane, Birmingham


Titty Ho, Northamptonshire


Fingringhoe, Essex


Wetwang, Yorkshire

Finger Mecrak, Cheshire


Crotch Crescent, Oxford


Slack Bottom, West Yorkshire


Jackass Lane, Kent


Dumb Woman’s Lane, East Sussex


Pratts Bottom, Greater London


Great Snoring, Norfolk


Twatling Road, Birmingham


Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip


Butt Hill Road, South Yorkshire


Hornyold Road, Worcestershire


Letsby Avenue, South Yorkshire


Nickey Nackey Lane, Surrey


North Piddle, Worcestershire


Penistone, Barnsley, South Yorkshire
 
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