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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

Up&Dn said:
Were his cronies King Beckham and Sir Tom of Cruise sat in the snug nursing a gill a mild each whilst waiting for their turn on the doms table?
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I don't mind watching a bit of Ramsey if there's not much else on the telly. BUT if I was in a restaurant looking forward to a meal, Ramsey showed up, marched into the kitchen barking orders and demanding preferential treatment for himself and his mates Beckham and Cruise who turned up shortly afterwards then got his wife to straddle him and started heavy petting while Beckham and Cruise were getting pissed in the snug kicking a football around and trying to preach Scientology.... Then I should say "Oi ! Ramsey, Beckham, Cruise, NOOOOOoooo!!! :mad: You clearly don't know how to behave in this type of upmarket establishment! Go on, hop it! Out! :mad::mad:".

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Lpgc said:
I don't mind watching a bit of Ramsey if there's not much else on the telly. But if I was in a restaurant looking forward to a meal, Ramsey showed up, marched into the kitchen barking orders and demanding preferential treatment for himself and his mates Beckham and Cruise then got his wife to straddle him and started heavy petting while Beckham and Cruise were getting pissed in the snug.... Then I should say "Oi, Ramsey, Beckham, Cruise NOOOOOoooo!

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Lpgc said:
I don't mind watching a bit of Ramsey if there's not much else on the telly. BUT if I was in a restaurant looking forward to a meal, Ramsey showed up, marched into the kitchen barking orders and demanding preferential treatment for himself and his mates Beckham and Cruise who turned up shortly afterwards then got his wife to straddle him and started heavy petting while Beckham and Cruise were getting pissed in the snug kicking a football around and trying to preach Scientology.... Then I should say "Oi, Ramsey, Beckham, Cruise NOOOOOoooo!

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Gonna Youtube me a bit of the Fast Show, unlucky Alf was one of my favourites, be right back (in about a week 🤣 )
 
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