What have I done to my Elgrand today?
Let a troop of baboons climb all over it, have a go at pulling off front side window air deflectors, swing from the rear wiper, a massive one casually walked straight up to the offside front side indicator repeater and ripped it off with it's teeth.
Knowsley safari park.
One of dad's mates used to work for Rolls Royce, he said that as part of his apprenticeship he was sent to Africa where he had to fabricate false limbs for locals from scratch. They put him up in a remote cabin that baboons would frequently attack, he soon learned that shooting them with his Lee Enfield or shotgun didn't really deter the rest but filling shotgun cartridges with salt to make them sore would do the trick. I'd have let them have the lead though lol (kidding).
My fault - should have taken the 'car friendly route' (outside the baboon enclosure). But I had the cunning plan of folding the wing mirrors in and then, I thought, they'd only be able to damage the wipers and that would be unlikely...
Been a few times, first time around 1988 with girlfriend of the time, my mate and his girlfriend. We may have wound them up a bit that time eating bananas in full view of them. One watched us eating bananas intently then looked me straight in the eye as it slowly pealed all the rubber off a wiper. Second time they nicked a towball cover.
This time we at least came off better than some cars in front... all bent wiper arms, one car had it's entire rubber windscreen surround or door surround pulled off. I think we'd have come out unscathed if it wasn't for a coupe of cars directly in front blocking the road so nobody could get past as they filmed baboons, it was when we had to stop that the big one bit my side repeater off.
Edit - Heh, I forgot... On another occasion I did have a rear wiper ripped off, and on another I had my front number plate ripped off. On that occassion I was DJing the same night, got pulled by police on the way back from the club... 'Did you know you don't have a front number plate?'. 'Yes, a baboon ripped it off earlier today'... On another occasion I'd borrowed my dad's blue car, a baboon peed on it and where it'd peed it discoloured the paint, my dad asked what the hell I'd done to it lol.
I could have got the side repeater lens back, I saw where it fell on the floor, it might have been intact. But I was on best/sensible behaviour orders after that last time when I 'kidded everyone on' by opening a rear electric sliding door in the lion enclosure lol.